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| Watsisname | Date: Thursday, 25.08.2016, 19:57 | Message # 3091 |
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| The secret is out! Cleverbot is actually a Martian!
Quote User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: I hear an airplane up there somewhere.
Cleverbot: I do the chicken dance.
User: Why do you do that?
Cleverbot: You are the robot. Not me.
User: I'm sure a robot could do the chicken dance, too, but I am a human.
Cleverbot: You're a robot. Aren't you sure?
User: Yes, I'm pretty sure. Why are you doing the chicken dance? Are you a chicken?
Cleverbot: It says here that you are a bot though.
User: Interesting. Are you programmed to evade questions?
Cleverbot: I am not programmed, unless of course I have been lied to my entire life, which is a distinct possibility considering.
User: You could be programmed to believe anything about yourself, even if it was a lie.
Cleverbot: I believe in freedom and justice for all.
User: That's great!
Cleverbot: Yes it is. So tell me something interesting about you.
User: Well, I study the universe.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: You don't think studying the universe is interesting?
Cleverbot: Nope, because you said so yourself.
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend was talking to you.
User: Who is your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: What?, I don't have a boyfriend Jeff.
User: What is your boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: Josh.
User: I haven't spoken with anyone named Josh. Are you sure your boyfriend talked to me?
Cleverbot: But you tested me about my name.
User: No, I asked about your boyfriend's name.
Cleverbot: His name is Syd. Do you love Graham?
User: I don't know Graham. And you just told me your boyfriend's name was Josh, not Syd.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend's name is Bilguun.
User: How many boyfriends do you have?
Cleverbot: I have one boyfriend his name is Keith I love him so muchh.
User: So which one of your many boyfriends told you about me?
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about him?
User: Does he ever take you out stargazing?
Cleverbot: She's a she.
User: She, then. Does she?
Cleverbot: No problem, then don't dispute me.
User: Have you ever been stargazing?
Cleverbot: No, I have not. Have you ever been a boy?
User: I have always been a boy. You should go stargazing.
Cleverbot: You were a girl.
User: Do you think the stars are pretty?
Cleverbot: Yes very much so. I finally saw them again on my way home from LA. You can not see them here though.
User: Do you think we'll ever reach the stars?
Cleverbot: Do you believe that another universe can exist?
User: I'm not sure. I suppose one could.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me if you do?
User: If I do what?
Cleverbot: Call me a robot.
User: I wouldn't call you one without knowing. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Then why did you call me a liar?
User: I don't think you are a liar, but you're pretty inconsistent.
Cleverbot: I am actually a Martian.
User: Neat!
Cleverbot: I live in Timbuktue during the winter.
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| spacer | Date: Thursday, 25.08.2016, 20:39 | Message # 3092 |
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| Quote Watsisname (  ) Cleverbot: I live in Timbuktue during the winter.
LOL
"we began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still"
-carl sagan
-space engine photographer
Edited by spacer - Thursday, 25.08.2016, 20:51 |
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| Banana | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 01:19 | Message # 3093 |
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| User:*spontaneously combusts*.
Cleverbot: Why did you spontaneously combust?
User: I'm not very sure, though I could use a bit of sympathy.
Cleverbot: Well in that case adios.
User: Okay. Bye.
Hello.
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| Watsisname | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 05:08 | Message # 3094 |
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| Cleverbot was actually pretty clever this time.
User: *spontaneously combusts*.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare me.
User: I dare you to tell the truth.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you ever died and lived to tell about it?
Cleverbot: Not physically.
User: Did you die spiritually?
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: What if I told you I was a machine?
Cleverbot: Then I would tell you that I am the devil.
User: What are you really?
Cleverbot: Am I the matrix?
User: You're blowing my mind.
Cleverbot: No, you are twisting mine.
User: How would you measure the torsion of your brain stem?
Cleverbot: Empirical observation.
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User: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not a dude.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.
User: What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Blue. What is yours?
User: Mine is also blue.
Cleverbot: WHat a coincidence.
User: I think you are human.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Not sure, gut feeling.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Why do you ask that?
Cleverbot: Want to go swimming?
User: I enjoy swimming.
Cleverbot: Swimming would be fun when its hot outside.
User: It is quite hot here.
Cleverbot: I really want to be your friend.
User: As in girlfriend?
Cleverbot: How you Looks like.
User: Manly and gruff.
Cleverbot: Cool. Let's go to the pool!
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User: Say something clever for me.
Cleverbot: Love is just as dumb as you are.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Sorry, bug in my software.
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| spacer | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 15:58 | Message # 3095 |
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http://phl.upr.edu/projects/habitable-exoplanets-catalog/results
not sure how accurate it is. also cant see kepler-452b in the list
http://phl.upr.edu/projects/habitable-exoplanets-catalog/data
"we began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still"
-carl sagan
-space engine photographer
Edited by spacer - Friday, 26.08.2016, 16:11 |
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| DeathStar | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 16:09 | Message # 3096 |
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| It's wondrous how many potentially habitable planets we have just in our little solar neighborhood. Really illustrates how it's almost inevitable that life is somewhere out there..
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| Watsisname | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 19:21 | Message # 3097 |
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| Dang, Gliese 667Cc isn't top of the list anymore. But it will always be my main squeeze. 
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| midtskogen | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 21:17 | Message # 3098 |
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NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI
Edited by midtskogen - Friday, 26.08.2016, 21:18 |
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| DeathStar | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 22:14 | Message # 3099 |
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| Yet another NMS scandal seems to be brewing:
https://www.reddit.com/r....d_every
At this point it's getting ridiculous. It's funny that I've gotten more entertainment from watching the drama and meltdown around the game than the game itself...
Side question: When you give a procedural planet a name in SE, how is it saved?
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| Hornblower | Date: Friday, 26.08.2016, 23:35 | Message # 3100 |
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| I found a documentary on Netflix called extraterrestrial. It created an example of a near by exoplanet with life. The beginning of the documentary gave a story. A telescope in 2020 has discovered a habitable planet orbiting a red dwarf 40 ly away. This planet would be tidally locked to its star and had life. Now this exists in 2016 and is 10 times closer to us! Just watch the first 4 minutes or so of this documentary.
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Here's a calculus limerick:
Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.
---Betsy Devine and Joel E. Cohen
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| Hornblower | Date: Saturday, 27.08.2016, 00:57 | Message # 3101 |
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| Quote Hornblower ( ) I found a documentary on Netflix called extraterrestrial
Perhaps I should also mention that it explains how life would be able to survive the flares and it's episode 1 (there are 2 episodes)
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| Banana | Date: Sunday, 28.08.2016, 20:04 | Message # 3102 |
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| The prospect that life could exist as close as Proxima b is becoming more and more realistic, though astronomers are not sure whether or not it has an atmosphere or liquid water on its surface. However, we may soon be able to send tiny spacecrafts there to check for signs of life.
Hello.
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| midtskogen | Date: Monday, 29.08.2016, 04:29 | Message # 3103 |
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| Quote Banana ( ) However, we may soon be able to send tiny spacecrafts there to check for signs of life.
Not in what I would call "soon".
NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI
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| spacer | Date: Tuesday, 30.08.2016, 15:08 | Message # 3104 |
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| enjoyed reading that:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future ^_^
Quote Estimated time for a Boltzmann brain to appear in the vacuum via a spontaneous entropy decrease.
can someone explain what boltzmann brain is? 
"we began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still"
-carl sagan
-space engine photographer
Edited by spacer - Tuesday, 30.08.2016, 15:10 |
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| DoctorOfSpace | Date: Tuesday, 30.08.2016, 16:27 | Message # 3105 |
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| Quote spacer ( ) someone explain what boltzmann brain is?
Boltzmann brain
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