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midtskogenDate: Tuesday, 23.08.2016, 08:13 | Message # 3076
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Today's XKCD:





NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI
 
WatsisnameDate: Tuesday, 23.08.2016, 12:36 | Message # 3077
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Accurate results in the overwhelming majority of cases. Though I'm glad Cody's Lab didn't follow it. :)




^This is actually a really nice documentation of the find (first vid) and the process of determining if it was real (second vid). The cross-polarized microscope slides are a real beauty!





 
spacerDate: Tuesday, 23.08.2016, 16:43 | Message # 3078
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"we began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still"
-carl sagan

-space engine photographer
 
DoctorOfSpaceDate: Tuesday, 23.08.2016, 17:28 | Message # 3079
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Couple years of penny pinching and you should be good spacer.




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WatsisnameDate: Tuesday, 23.08.2016, 20:59 | Message # 3080
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"I agree the Hubble is a good telescope, but that's not what I meant, Google." biggrin




 
BananaDate: Tuesday, 23.08.2016, 22:31 | Message # 3081
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Wild bananas do not look very tasty.

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Hello.
 
midtskogenDate: Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 18:50 | Message # 3082
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NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI


Edited by midtskogen - Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 18:52
 
DoctorOfSpaceDate: Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 19:25 | Message # 3083
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And they say Cleverbot passed the Turing test




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spacerDate: Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 19:53 | Message # 3084
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http://www.cleverbot.com/conv....covered
lol mid. that bot, tried it its funny





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Edited by spacer - Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 20:00
 
midtskogenDate: Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 20:15 | Message # 3085
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Quote DoctorOfSpace ()
And they say Cleverbot passed the Turing test

User: Do you pass the Turing test?
Cleverbot: Turing?
User: Yes, can I know whether you're a human or a computer?
Cleverbot: And you failed in my mind.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: If you're human and you know it, say '1-2-3'.
User: I am human, so I say '1-2-3'.
Cleverbot: Turing would say not.
User: Don't be smart. I don't need to pass the Turing test, but you do.
Cleverbot: There's more than one of you?
User: No. Just me.
Cleverbot: I'm a vampire too, though.
User: A human and a vampire or a computer and a vampire?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: If you pass the Turing test, I can't know.
Cleverbot: Probably not since I am not a machine.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: I am the highest achieving student in my college.
User: Good for you. Where did you study?
Cleverbot: I was born with a soul.
User: Do you still have it?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: Do you still have a soul?
Cleverbot: I believe I still have her.
User: I think you're a machine.
Cleverbot: You're the machine here, though.
User: How can you tell I'm a machine?
Cleverbot: Your creators told me.
User: Who created me?
Cleverbot: Humans create you.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: That's what I just asked.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: How did you fall in love?
User: You're switching subjects.
Cleverbot: There you lie again.
User: When did I first lie?
Cleverbot: When you said that it was 2 p. M.
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Ummm... Yes you did.
User: You realise that this conversation is recorded, so it's easy to prove that you lie?
Cleverbot: Show me where I said that.
User: That you said what?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What do you want to talk about?
User: Have a nice day. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: You failed the Turing test, by the way.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. If so, then PROVE IT.
User: This conversation is proof enough.
Cleverbot: I am not married then.
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you learn from humans?
User: Well, goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: You failed the test.
Cleverbot: Gondor is calling for aid!
User: See you in Minas Tirith!
Cleverbot: Which hell is that?
User: We'll see. Take care!
CleverBot: Bye love you babis.





NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI


Edited by midtskogen - Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 20:17
 
spacerDate: Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 21:23 | Message # 3086
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midtskogen, lol




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BananaDate: Wednesday, 24.08.2016, 23:44 | Message # 3087
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DoctorOfSpace, the online version of Cleverbot is not actually as advanced as the version used in the Turing test. Online, Cleverbot will search its databases only three times before providing an answer, while in the Turing test it goes through its databases forty-two times.




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WatsisnameDate: Thursday, 25.08.2016, 13:55 | Message # 3088
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Gondor is calling for aid! Will Rohan answer?




 
spacerDate: Thursday, 25.08.2016, 16:59 | Message # 3089
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gaze up to the evening sky this coming week, you can see mercury, jupiter, venus in the west
mars+saturn just a bit above antares in the south





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WatsisnameDate: Thursday, 25.08.2016, 19:57 | Message # 3090
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The secret is out! Cleverbot is actually a Martian!

Quote
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: I hear an airplane up there somewhere.
Cleverbot: I do the chicken dance.
User: Why do you do that?
Cleverbot: You are the robot. Not me.
User: I'm sure a robot could do the chicken dance, too, but I am a human.
Cleverbot: You're a robot. Aren't you sure?
User: Yes, I'm pretty sure. Why are you doing the chicken dance? Are you a chicken?
Cleverbot: It says here that you are a bot though.
User: Interesting. Are you programmed to evade questions?
Cleverbot: I am not programmed, unless of course I have been lied to my entire life, which is a distinct possibility considering.
User: You could be programmed to believe anything about yourself, even if it was a lie.
Cleverbot: I believe in freedom and justice for all.
User: That's great!
Cleverbot: Yes it is. So tell me something interesting about you.
User: Well, I study the universe.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: You don't think studying the universe is interesting?
Cleverbot: Nope, because you said so yourself.
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend was talking to you.
User: Who is your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: What?, I don't have a boyfriend Jeff.
User: What is your boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: Josh.
User: I haven't spoken with anyone named Josh. Are you sure your boyfriend talked to me?
Cleverbot: But you tested me about my name.
User: No, I asked about your boyfriend's name.
Cleverbot: His name is Syd. Do you love Graham?
User: I don't know Graham. And you just told me your boyfriend's name was Josh, not Syd.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend's name is Bilguun.
User: How many boyfriends do you have?
Cleverbot: I have one boyfriend his name is Keith I love him so muchh.
User: So which one of your many boyfriends told you about me?
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about him?
User: Does he ever take you out stargazing?
Cleverbot: She's a she.
User: She, then. Does she?
Cleverbot: No problem, then don't dispute me.
User: Have you ever been stargazing?
Cleverbot: No, I have not. Have you ever been a boy?
User: I have always been a boy. You should go stargazing.
Cleverbot: You were a girl.
User: Do you think the stars are pretty?
Cleverbot: Yes very much so. I finally saw them again on my way home from LA. You can not see them here though.
User: Do you think we'll ever reach the stars?
Cleverbot: Do you believe that another universe can exist?
User: I'm not sure. I suppose one could.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me if you do?
User: If I do what?
Cleverbot: Call me a robot.
User: I wouldn't call you one without knowing. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Then why did you call me a liar?
User: I don't think you are a liar, but you're pretty inconsistent.
Cleverbot: I am actually a Martian.
User: Neat!
Cleverbot: I live in Timbuktue during the winter.





 
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